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Pagi - Dalam pukul 8 lebih

My Colleague: Eh Kirin, u rasa tak? (goyang2kan kerusi aku)
Me:(concentration fully on the PC in front of me) uh..rasa ape(jawab endah tak endah)
My Colleague: Tadi, rasa macam ade gegar(nada serius)
Me: oh, maybe pasal Arwin baru lalu tadi kot
My Colleague: ..............

ade sambungan die. tapi malas nk karang ayat. mau 5 helai kertas kajang habis.Tapi nak dipendekkan cite, budak opis yang lain terus google tgk2 kalau ade gempa bumi baru berlaku.

Dan memang ade pon

sikit lagi nak tengah hari - Dalam pukul 11

Situation: Tengah berbual pasal Makeup di Pantry opis sambil intai2 dua orang mamat tgh bersihkan cermin kat luar bangunan(aku cakap ngan valar, kalo keje aku kene bersihkan tingkap kaca kat luar bangunan tingkat 5, awal2 lagi aku cakap babai la boss.hiiiiiiiii.. mintak ampun. tak sanggup!)

Me: eh, valar. u rasa tak?
Valar: rasa ape?
Me: Macam ade gempa lagi la
Valar: tak de pon rasa
Me: Iyaaaa... kerusi ni bergoyang2.
Valar: Alaaa. Yekeee. tak perasan laaa. Cepat la gempa lagi. I nak rasa.
Me: ............

Nasib baik mamat bersihkan tingkap kat luar tu okey


Petang - 4 petang

Situation: Kat dalam umah. Dalam bilik. on laptop.

Me: apsal tak boleh masuk megaupload ni? site lain bleh je...ni yang rasa nak ngamok ni
Laptop: ......

Me: Imah, awak bleh masuk megaupload tak?
Imah: boleh je.
Me: ........

Me: Arghh...tension nye! camne nak download ni!
Laptop: ........
Me: Pak cik Google! kenape???
Laptop: Dah kene ban la weih
Me: BODOH!! kenapa ban!!! abis tu, macam mana ngan aku nye MasterChef? S*** M**G**K (cencored)%$&#^$&$*$&$$^
Laptop: ........

dan semalam aku jadi macam budak Final Year balik. Stay up(ekzejeret) buat research ngan pakcik gugel.

Topik research: How to surf sites which have been banned by your F****** Govt.

Heh..Jangan main2 dekat Abang Gugel. Bapak open insikplodia okeh. Taraf Prof okey semat die! Caya la lu mat.

kalo topik ni jadi topik FYP aku dulu, mesti lecturer aku bangga nak mam..

ha! jangan tunggu aku kasi jawapan. mimpi la korang. pergi buat research sendiri.

ok la ok la. aku kasi tips.

tukar korang punye DNS. Jangan pakai Open DNS sebab tak silap aku derang ban site2 tu kat Open DNS.

Tapi, aku tatau la ade kene mengena ke atau tak. tapi terasa cam speed die cam jadi kureng..hurmm..

PS: aku tengah pikir. Mana satu aku patut tulis shock of the day aku dalam diary. Kejadia Gempa Bumi ke atau Kejadian aku tak boleh masuk Megaupload..

laptop: ............
Me: sekian terima kasih
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